The Amazing World of the Fleshlight and Male Masturbators

Let me be blunt, The Fleshlight has done for male masturbation what the airplane has done for travel. There is nothing quite like it. If you don't have one you are simply missing out. Why would you want to use your tired old boring hand when you have an option like the Fleshlight available to you? So what makes it so great? Fleshlight's Superskin is so lifelike virgins may have few surprises left if they use the Fleshlight first.

Kevin Smith, in Zack in Miri Make a Porno, referenced the world's most popular male masturbation toy, the Fleshlight. Smith eventually admits that he ordered it for the inflated price of $200.00. He said the Fleshlight was not worth the price, but anyone who has used the Fleshlight would disagree. Fortunately, though, you don't have to spend $200.00 for the masturbation experience of a lifetime.

To increase the lifelike realism simply warm the Superskin material by soaking it in warm water, or by running the shower over it for a few minutes. For the best results remove the Superskin from the plastic sleeve before soaking it. Do not boil or microwave the Fleshlight, because it will damage the Superskin. Next apply a water-based lubricant such as Astroglide, to yourself or your partner, the orifice entry, and the inner canal. It is important that you only use a water-based lubricant like Astroglide because other types may damage the Superskin.

The next step is naturally the best step. As you can imagine, there are limitless possibilities. The instructions that come with the Fleshlight say, Use the Fleshlight as you would during sexual penetration. How vague is that? So just in case you're looking for a little creative inspiration, here are some ideas on how to use your Fleshlight:

Masturbation Techniques:

Old School

Probably the most popular method, old school Felshlighting is similar to traditional masturbation. Simply insert yourself into the Fleshlight and go to town. You can adjust the suction of the Fleshlight by adjusting the tightness of the bottom cap. The looser the cap the less suction you will experience, the tighter the cap, the more suction. But why not try something a little more creative?

Sandwiching

There are several different configurations you can set up so you can more realistically simulate sex with your Fleshlight while freeing up your hands for more important things like fast forwarding your favorite porn. One of the simplest methods is the sandwich. The most common sandwich is made with pillows. The Fleshlight is the meat and the pillows are the bread. Once you've made your sandwich lay belly down over the pillows and insert yourself into the Fleshlight. Fleshlight sandwiches can also be made from a couch cushion and a couch, your mother's favorite dining room chair and a stuffed animal, a fluffy comforter and your bed, and so on. The possibilities are limitless. I would love to hear your ideas for Fleshlight sandwiches.

Couching

You will never look at couches the same way after you give this method a try. Position your Fleshlight on the arm of your couch with the orifice facing you. Then place one of your hands on top of the Fleshlight to hold it in place. You can leverage yourself by placing one knee on the couch and your foot on the floor. Use the foot on the floor for extra thrusting power. Once you are in position, you are in business.

The couch method can also be applied to futons. The futon method is slightly different than couching. For futons place both of your knees on the floor while you are facing your futon. Then place one hand on top of the Fleshlight to hold it in place, insert yourself and enjoy!

You can also combine couching with sandwiching by inserting your Fleshlight between the couch cushions and the couch. Don't blame me if you get aroused next time you're at the furniture store, blame the Fleshlight.

The Intern

If you are lucky enough to have an office with a door that locks, this is the least complicated office romance you will ever have. (Of course you can try this in your home office too, but it is a slightly less thrilling than doing it at work.) Secure your desk chair under your desk with the seat facing your desk. Place the Fleshlight on the back of your chair facing you. If you can, adjust the back of the chair so the Fleshlight is at the optimal height. Hold the Fleshlight in place with the opposite hand from the hand you use for your mouse. This technique will give you a perfect view of your favorite porn sites while also giving you the option of standing up.

The Magic Bullet

You can further enhance the Fleshlight experience by inserting a vibrating magic bullet into the bottom end of the Fleshlight. Increase the intensity by increasing and decreasing the vibration speed. The sensation is almost too much to handle, but well worth a try.

Including Friends

Of course Fleshlights are not just for solo play. Why not include a friend or friends? Maybe your partner is sick of giving you handjobs because they don't like the mess. The Fleshlight is one of the cleanest masturbation tools ever. All the mess is held in the canal until you rinse it with water. Maybe your wife is at the end of her pregnancy and sex just doesn't seem fun for her. If you ask nicely maybe she will be willing to at least hold the Fleshlight while you go to town.

An economic stimulus for the rest of us...

If the Fleshlight is a little out of your league, there are plenty of suitable alternatives to consider. Here are a few of my favorites:

The Nite Rider Deluxe Lovecone II

If you love a Magic Bullet Vibrator in your pleasure sleeve, the Nite Rider is a natural choice. It comes with a three speed power bullet that will excite every nerve on your dick until you can't take it any more. An easy to control iridescent control box is ergonomically designed so you can grip the control with ease... even during the most intense moments. Maintain your Night Rider with the included talc-free powder that will give your portable pipe pounder the fresh-out of box feel that you know you love.

Afraid of being caught?

The Juicy Lucy Portable Can is easily concealed with your 12 pack of tall boys. Your roommate will never know you love to get off with toys if they don't see your toys! Once your tall boy is uncloaked you will be greeted by the sensual vaginal front end and a tighter anal at the back end. 12 embedded beads will provide you with the extra massage to make your tall boy the tallest boy at the party.

Sexy Snatch

If you like to adjust the pressure yourself and the plastic canister style masturbators get in your way, try the Sexy Snatch. This has the lifelike look and feel that you have been looking for. 5 strategically placed pleasure beads will greet your throbbing rod for an unforgettable orgasmic experience.

Stretch the limits with Senso Pocket Gal

Another canister free sleeve, the Senso Pocket Gal boasts it can stretch to any size. They are not kidding! Even the largest among us will comfortably squeeze one out in the ribbed silicone sleeve. The tight feel will take you back to your first time... or show you what your first time might feel like.